This weekend is Valentines weekend…for the first time in awhile I don’t feel anxious about it. I thought it would be worse because of my single social status I have rightfully claimed, but its not. Its actually refreshing to know a few things I wont be doing on this hallmark holiday compared to previous ones. While I am sitting wherever I may be…I wont have to be worried about the spontaneousness of someone else surprising me, or me surprising them. I also wont have to worry about corking my body into a sexy piece of lingerie to seduce someone, or getting whipped cream eaten off me like Im a dessert. Its completely life altering to endure a single Valentines day experience. Instead of calling it Valentines day, Im came up with a few names of my own.
1. Very Happy I don’t have a Boyfriend Day!
2. Independent Woman Day!
3. Candy Hearts, my ass! Day
4. Velvet ice cream puts a smile on my face Day
5. Screw you hallmark! Day
6. Boycotting lingerie Day
7. Single and loving it Day
8. Happy to be me Day
9. Bottle of Wine Day
10. Who needs a guy anyways Day
Forever and Always, Danielle
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